The Funnies

"The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree... and think 25 to life would be appropriate." - Jay Leno

"America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask." - Jay Leno

Q: "Have you heard about McDonald's new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it." - Conan O'Brien

Q: "What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?"
A: "A fund raiser." - Jay Leno

Q: "What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?"
A: "One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers, and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners." - David Letterman

Q: "If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?"
A: "America!" - Jimmy Fallon

Q: "What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?"
A: "Bo has papers." - Jimmy Kimmel

Q: "What was the most positive result of the 'Cash for Clunkers' program?"
A: "It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road." - David Letterman