Gun Control

The following were just too good not to pass on. And let me say the following so you don't misunderstand my theological stance on carrying a gun:

I'm sure if Jesus were here today, he wouldn't carry a gun. And since He is my example, as soon as I get to where I can walk on water, heal the sick and just appear and disappear at will, I won't carry one either!

David Tanner



1. The BEST form of gun control is to use TWO hands!

2. Never pick a fight with an old man. Since he is too old, he will just shoot you.

3. A reporter asked a Texas Ranger "Why do you carry a 45?" The Ranger responded, "Because they don't make a 46."

4. The old sheriff was attending an awards dinner when a lady commented on his wearing his sidearm, "Sheriff, I see you have your pistol. Are you expecting trouble?'' "No, Ma'am. If I were expecting trouble, I would have brought my shotgun."

5. I was once asked by a lady visiting if I had a gun in the house. I said I did. She said, "Well, I certainly hope it isn't loaded!" To which I said, "Of course it is loaded, it can't work without bullets!" She then asked, "Are you that afraid of someone evil coming into your house?" My reply was, "No, not at all. I am not afraid of the house catching fire, either, but I have fire extinguishers around, and they are all loaded, too."